shit dick surprise
the wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your p-n-s after a hearty session of -n-l jackhammering. often -ssociated with f-cking your girlfriend’s -ss for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.
odell was really enjoying ms. profitt’s -ss, until the unforseen arrival of sh-t d-ck surprise. then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping -ss cheeks.
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