shit dollar
get a dollar (any currency) and wipe human sh-t on one side of the dollar. cake it on thick. then apply it sh-t side down outside of any popular pedestrian crossing. hide in a car and watch as the unknowing victims grab the dollar and get sh-t all over their hands. then enjoy.
jill screeched when she noticed sh-t was all over her after picking up the sh-t dollar, then proceeded to wipe it on her boyfriend mat.
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