Shit E Gonzales


when you have -n-l s-x with a woman on diarrhea and she gives you a bl-wj-b after but doesn’t understand why you won’t kiss her.
this chick i met last night let me pull a sh-t e gonzales on her. i told her afterwords i don’t like to kiss on the first date.

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