shit-fart separator
the sh-t-fart separator (aka sh-tfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating sh-ts from farts. usually a dormant muscle, the sh-t-fart separator is often only noticed if it’s repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. the work of a healthy sh-t-fart separator usually results in dry farts.
i had bad diarrhea, and my sh-t-fart separator was in overdrive.
my sh-t-fart separator failed me and i accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
the sh-tfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating sh-ts from farts. usually a dormant muscle, the sh-tfart separator is often only noticed if it’s repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. the work of a healthy sh-tfart separator usually results in dry farts
i had the big d, and my sh-tfart separator was in overdrive.
my sh-tfart separator failed me and i accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
aka sfs the sh-t fart separator is the divice inside your -ss that separates your sh-t from your farts. without this divice everything turns into a shart.
dude are you trying to fart.
no man im testing my sh-t fart separator.
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