shit feelings
describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can’t specify what exactly is wrong. it comes from “it smells like pretty big sh-t” > “pretty big problem”.
sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.
bob: i have sh-t feelings today.
sash: why? because of school?
bob: maybe… but during all day i did nothing.
or
bob: boss sent for me and i am afraid about my future.
sash: but you don’t know what is going on!
bob: sh-t feelings… maybe you see me last time…
or
bob: oh no! sh-t feelings!
sash: good lord! no toilets around. i have to go! sorry man.
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