shit fire and save matches


an exclamation, as in “well, i’ll be,” or “you don’t say,” or “isn’t that something?” something my uncle says all the time.
person #1: hey, did you know that j.j. got thrown in the can?
person #2: well sh-t fire and save matches, no i did not.

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