Shit fire and save the matches


an expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase ‘sh-t fire’ used primarily by people in the southern and mid western u.s.
“she’s going to what? well if she shaves her head, i’ll sh-t fire and save the matches.”
“sh-t fire and save the matches! there’s no way you really won at the casino.”

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