shit flumes
an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave compet-tors fire a projectile sh-t missile from the deep depths of their thundering -n-s down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden sh-t of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of sh-t, the sh-t lord!
as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of sh-t fluming because it is possible for novice’s with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity
i had only been partic-p-ting in sh-t flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power sh-t as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pr-nounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to sh-t flume until i die!
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