Shit Gills
the uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor’s -ss.
also, a person who has such an attribute.
mike: i swear that guy’s head is shoved so far up our director’s -ss, i’m amazed he can still breathe.
jeff: easy. he has sh-t gills.
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