shit haka
the act of forcing -n-l excretion whilst ensuring oneself is in a squatted position over the intended target and replicating the famous ‘war-dance’ of the maori tribes of new zealand. the sh-t haka can also be used to ‘crimp-off’ at the end of an excretive episode.
that cr-p took me ages, i spent at least ten minutes doing the sh-t haka in there!
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