Shit hammock
the act of pooing, but instead of plopping into a toilet it gets cradled in your -ss hair and just hangs there like a bat in the cave.
“dude what the f-ck is that smell”
“oh bro, i got sh-t hammock’d today its just tragic.”
2 more definitions
its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your p–p from plopping loudly into the water.
i had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so i had to make a sh-t hammock.
sh-tting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
david walked straight into my sh-t hammock
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