Shit Haps
“sh-t happens”. used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects
dude: man, i can’t believe she dumped me.
man: sh-t haps, dude.
1. like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.
walt: hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.
james: gimme the sh-thap.
walt: well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in thailand and when i tried to get in touch with the coo, he was freaking out about a dead prost-tute in his hotel room.
james: not good.
walt: male prost-tute.
james: really not good.
walt: potentially a jonas brother.
james: top grade sh-thap, walt. get my chopper fueled for ph-ket and keep up the good work.
like a mishap only exponentially worse.
mishap: when you get a flat tire on the way to a doctor’s appointment, and your crowbar breaks and the doctor’s receptionist won’t give you a break because it’s not 24 hours notice and you forgot your triple a card.
sh-thap: when the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 mph on the ice.
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