Shit Hippie


someone born later than 1985 who claims to like the grateful dead, wears excessive tie dye, and attempts to live the life of a modern day hippie. they are usually theifs. they believe cannabis cures everything. and often have a proud collection of hat pins. also they may try to trade wire-wrapped jewelry for psychedelics.
janet had to leave the music festival early because a sh-t hippie mistook her blood pressure medication for molly- and stole it.

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