Shit Hockey


pr-nouced sh-take, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent’s goal using your own urine. once you runn out of p-ss, use your d-ck to push the sh-t. the first player to 11 wins!!!
man this locker room is too boring, ets play sh-t hockey!!!

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