the act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.
leo: “where you been?”
todd: “i saw you f*ckers practicing plf’s so i pulled a sh*t house flim flam.”
black midget child mia is such a miglaniget
- satanic playboy
a catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. he says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.he fell in love with his left hand. he always says something s*xual to every guy he knows. […]
this is a girl whose voice can never be heard. she talks from within. most people thinks she is a mute. this girl is a keistal
glow d*ck (n): a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky *ss time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his d*ck, but his d*ck has actually taken on magical f*cking superpowers ex. “no you don’t understand, […]