Shit House Shuffle
the movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
“thanks a lot, you didn’t leave any toliet paper after you took your sh-t and i had to do the sh-t house shuffle to get toliet paper so i could wipe my -ss!”
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