shit hustle


the act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your -n-s.
josh: my stomach feels funny.

mike: you better be careful you might sh-t your pants.

josh: –running to the bathroom– oh man i am gonna be doing the sh-t hustle in a second!

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