Shit In a Garage
where one finds that he/she is lost and far from home, and the fear of it all makes the person need to take a nervous poo.
the poo is taken in a strangers open garage, behind the car (preferably in the far corner)
friend: “yo man, what happened to you last night after that house party?”
fredi xhikola: “ah man, i left to go home but had no idea where i was and i was so desperate for a sh-t…”
friend: “hahaha… so you held it in until you got home, right?”
fredi xhicola: “i was so scared of cr-pping myself, so i had to take a sh-t in a garage”
friend: “what did you wipe with?”
fredi xhikola: “i didn’t wipe…”
(end of friendship)
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