shit in a piss time
toilettiquette…when visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast cr-p to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a p-ss by being in the can for such a short time.
a very hurried p–p taken so as not to keep guests waiting
i really needed to take a sh-t but my date had arrived, so i told her i was just ‘nipping to the bathroom to freshen up’ and took a quick ‘sh-t in a p-ss time’, so as not to keep her waiting
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