Shit in School
something n-body wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. sh-tting in school is possibly the most g-d awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.
you are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you sh-t, trying to convince yourself to go.
it’s always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circ-mference of your -ss hole which requires 10+ wipes.
f-ckin’ a. i don’t wanna take a sh-t in school, but i’ll sh-t my pants if i don’t.
i wonder if anyone realizes i just took a sh-t in school.
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