Shit in your cornflakes


an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal
dave: hey john, get out of here, me and and alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

john: i’m not trying to sh-t in your cornflakes here, but i’m watching a movie

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