the action of a male jacking off while taking a sh*t.
“d*mn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. he must be sh*t-jacking!”
the smell of p*ssy and booty after days and weeks of ignoring one’s personal hygiene. d*mn bro! this gym smells like straight pubooty! it’s burning my nose and i can taste it! booty b.o.
average guy who looks good and so unique, some girls go crazy on him, some don’t even notice. it’s like a fever i think she got maleth for sure!
super g*y lynk is g*y a male cougar (usually 35+) interested in dating/mating panthers (younger ladies 18-30). these numbers are never set in stone. the main difference between a lynks and a “sugar daddy” is that a lynks has morals, knows right from wrong, and will never exploit his mate. a “sugar daddy” will financially […]
noun – a procedure in which one empties a can of febreeze into one’s r*ct*m. typically used to mask the scent of one’s *sshole, especially prior to s*xual intercourse. i gave donald trump a febr*ct*m. it did not help though.