Shit Lagged
what jet lag does to your bowel cycle.
the act of losing control over ones sh-tting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
dude, the other day i was with this chick and in the middle of the date, i felt the sudden urge to take a dump. i’m so frikkin sh-t lagged.
jet lag i can take care of, but what do i do with sh-t lag?
a combination of suffering from jet lag while being sh-tfaced at the same time.
mary was so sh-tlagged after getting off a fight from ny to la after slamming six double bl–dymarys on the flight that she couldn’t find the baggage area and p-ssed out in the men’s restroom at lax.
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