shit lap
verb: to start sh-tting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there sh-tting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
person 1: i was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin’ -ss trumpets like you never heard before. craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before i was even ready for paper.
person 2: you got sh-t lapped, bro.
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