shit lit
literature of any sort suitable for reading when on toilet
couldn’t find any good sh-t lit so i ended up reading the back of a shampoo bottle.
the type of books that rot the brain and are just generally sh-t. usually aimed at teenage girls, they have the same black and red covers and are about vampires or werewolves.
why do shops keep selling this sh-t-lit?!
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