Shit Macgyver
(1) someone who can find there way out of any sh-tty sh-tting situation using objects around them.
(2) someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their sh-t.
(1) while in seville, spain i shat in a public rest room. i later found out there was no toilet paper. like any good sh-t macgyver, i wiped my -ss with a trash bag the best available resource.
(1)p–ping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky… a good sh-t macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) i was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. good thing im an a cl-ss sh-t macgyver.
(2) my friend is a natural born sh-t macgyver. he fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of sh-t.
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