shit matters
used when u don’t give a f-ck/sh-t/d-mn etc
mike: d-mn those chicas’ hot but i ain’t got b-lls to approach
mike jr: sh-t matters, homeboy we’re drunk as f-ck at friday night and got nuthing to lose anyway!
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