shit mitten
someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of sh-t. as useful replacement for the term -sshat
we could get this project done a lot faster if sh-tmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.
when you roll toilet paper around ur hand like a mitten and use it to wipe the sh-t from your -ss.
the pipes weren’t clogged from the sh-t itself, it was from the d-mn sh-t mitten.
d-mn that’s a lot of poo! i’m definitely gonna need a sh-t mitten.
little kid- “daddy wipe me..”
father- “uhh..why dont you use your sh-t mitten instead.”
n. a person’s hands that are covered in human excrement (sh-t)
ex. a general description of being displeased, or a term for an unpleasant person
ex. (n) that guy needs to learn to wipe, he was wearing a pair of sh-t mittens when he came out of the stall.
(n) my daughter tried to take care of her own diaper, but only ended up with a pair of sh-t mittens.
(ex) oh sh-t mittens!
(ex) don’t listen to that guy, he’s just a sh-t mitten.
what occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones -ss.
common to those with enormous -sses.
commonly leads to a sh-tter overflow.
johnny dropped a huge sh-tmitten into the sh-tter and clogged to whole works.
when you have to play badminton in pe
did you hear, we are playing sh-tmitten today.
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