Shit Mountain Sundae
go to a persons house when they are gone. turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it’s empty. create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti sh-t!!!
my brother, cousin, and i, took a post buffet sh-t in our buddy’s toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn’t flush. he’ll get home and find a mountain of dried out sh-t in the throne so big it’ll have to be removed manually!
the epic sh-t mountain sundae!
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