Shit Mummification
an extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame.
david took extreme pleasure in the sh-t mummification, as linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.
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doing date activities with a friend of the opposite s-x to avoid actually having to date someone. to the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together. similar to “friendzone” but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or s-xual relationship. “i heard you and jane went to a nice dinner […]
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see: busta rhymes i am f-cking emulsified!