Shit Noodle
when a guy injects his p-n-s into the -n-l opening and has s-x with it for a long period of time, well the sh-t noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this p-n-s the next morning. it’s literally a noodle of sh-t.
p–p- “holy sh-t man, holy sh-t, i can’t fit in that little hole dude, i can’t fit.”
man- “get out p–p, get out. you’re hurting my shaft.”
p–p- “i got it. sh-t noodle form. i’m noodlin’ out.”
name for an ugly, loser who starts dating a really hot girl because she has settled for him and ends up thinking he’s too good for her.
“i’m dating jon, he might not be all that attractive but he’s a super nice guy who’s totally into computers.”
-one week later-
“he’s a super lame guy who ditches me on the daily”
….
“i’m dating a sh-t noodle”
(a conversation with yourself)
a sh-t noodle is where you have recently had chinese noodles and a curry at the same time. this as we all know would rupture your bouls causing a explosion of sh-t. “better get to the bog quick” basicly when the sh-t comes out the corn hole it will be all stringy like noodles and have the smell of a curry and although this smell might be tempting please do not eat, unless you like sh-t noodles then eat your -ss off.
my god thats a big sh-t noodle.
well spank my -ss and call me a sh-t noodle.
what the sh-t noodle.
why are there so many sh-t noodles in my house.
it’s your fault frank you know not to sh-t noodle in the sink.
frank sh-t noodled on jimmy’s face
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