shit on my ass
problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere
wife: i just spent $300 on knick knacks!
husband: (mutters to himself) f-cking b-tch is sh-t on my -ss
sh-t on my -ss (etymology: mod. english; portmaneau of the phrases “sh-t” and “-ss,” with “on my” forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction “sh-t!” would be used). offshoots may include: sh-t on my d-ck, sh-te on my -rs-, holy sh-t on my -ss, and the extremely long “piece of sh-t motherf-cker on my -ss.”
teacher: you failed the test, stan.
stan: sh-t on my -ss!
brittany: i’m cheating on you, stan.
stan: you piece of sh-t motherf-cker on my -ss!
an act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have sh-t on your -ss.
“sh-t on my -ss” this job sucks
oh “sh-t on my -ss” this is f-cking r-t-rded
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