shit on my chest
accidentally taking a sh-t while t-tty f-cking
god d-mnit john! you sh-t on my chest again!
when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
“hey pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?”
“it was a disaster… she simply sh-t on my chest…”
the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. when someone is so furious they will sh-t on anothers chest.. similar to “sh-t a brick” angry. the problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on… not literally.
1. my cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. my dad is honestly going to sh-t on my chest.
2. you didnt put our s-x tape on the internet.. i am going to sh-t on your chest
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