shit-or-miss
the inconsistent, unpredictable quality of the sh-tting experience at roadside gas stations and highway rest stops.
every person will encounter a broad spectrum in their lifetime, from the sparkling clean place that smells good, to the dark, musty smelling place with a pair of sh-tty underwear on the floor, a few gay s-x propositions scribbled on the wall and a paper towel dispenser that hasn’t been refilled since the reagan administration.
the outdoor appearance of the building doesn’t always reflect what the restroom will look like. even if a bathroom has a good reputation, that can all change with one truck driver in a matter of seconds. it’s 100% unpredictable, it’s sh-t-or-miss.
rod: “okay, take this next exit, i am about to sh-t my pants.”
richard: “okay rod sure thing.”
rod: “hurry up richard, my stomach is really bubblin’.”
richard: “okay rod, what’ll it be, the sh-ll station, or the texaco?”
rod: “which one looks the cleanest?”
richard: “the sh-ll station does, but you never know rod, situations like this are sh-t-or-miss.”
rod: “just hurry up -sshole.”
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