shit paper shield
noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of ocd, erects between their bare -ss before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a sh-t). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
carl: i got to go drop a deuce!
heather: don’t forget to build your sh-t paper shield ocd boy.
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