shit pisser


when a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just cr-pped out of his d-ck. this unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of zherklabala, gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his queen then needed to take a whizz. next thing he knew he just cr-pped out of his palm pilot.
sh-t p-sser is an example of hysterical sickness.

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