Shit Platter
a meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.
the “platter” mainly consists of birdseye and bernard matthews chicken/turkey products such as chicken dippers, golden drummers, mini kievs, chicken chargrills and the like.
the “platter” is usually served with a side garnish of onion rings, breaded mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
alright cornelius, i’ve had a proper sh-t day at work, what you having for dinner?
just a couple of golden drummers, chicken dippers and curly fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.
f-ck me!! a you having a sh-t platter!!! do us one as well please geez!
Read Also:
- har dee har
sarcastic laugh which may be occasionally accompanied by rolling eyes to emphasise sarcasm “oh yeah that was funny, har dee har”
- Hardeeq
otherwise known as a gentleman of a human being. loyal and kind and one of the more mysterious people. if you find someone with this name, then you’ll never forget them i’ve met hardeeq….treated me like a person should be treated!
- Jwahadai
a female jakobe. no one thing defines jwahadai. the look, the att-tude, some say the pheromones. yet the effect is obvious, everyone notices a jwahadai, shows preference for her, enjoys being with or even near to her. in general: men want her, and women want to be like her. attractive and intelligent, all in a […]
- Jyline
a jyline is an extremely well defined jaw line, common in handsome people, celebrities, and rich west coast private school attendees. “holy cow that tom cruise has a stunning jyline!” “once i realized i had a jyline, i quit my day job and started banging hot babes all day long!” “sarah, get a load of […]
- jabbergasted
to have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up. josh is way too into nickelback. he just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.