shit puppet


those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.
kate doesn’t understand the science behind vaccines. so instead of educating herself she became a sh-t puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other sh-t puppets.
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someone who has another’s hand up their -ss making their lips move in accordance to what the hand’s owner wants the sh-t puppet to say. -n-logous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.
beth is really just dave’s sh-t puppet. he has his hand up her -ss making her lips move.
a term trashy people use that refers to other specific trashy individuals within a trailer park community.
all the little sh-t puppets think they know something about getting drunk, but i am the liquor. the sh-t puppets line up for handouts.
a male who will have s-xual intercourse with anyone including the same s-x for booze, smokes , or drugs. the above also refuses to work or collect welfare
sally told bobby that she thought her ex boyfriend was a real sh-t puppet for haveing s-xual intercource with a man for beer.

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