Shit Purgatory
a state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of sh-t labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.
after loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, charles became beseiged by the pains of sh-t labor. after multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, charles realized he had become trapped in sh-t purgatory.
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