Shit Race


a compet-tive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. also known as a brown derby, after the wimpy desert.
ian just beat me hands down in a sh-t race. either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

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