Shit-Scarfer
someone who uses a scarf to wipe their b-tt clean. the scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. a swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. this could cause a uti if not careful.
while trying to show her friends that she’s a sh-t-scarfer, s—–y gave herself a wedgie.
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