Shit-Screwed
a word used to describe any situation that is indescribably f-cked up. when used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. whether “sh-t-screwed” is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
thing 1: d-ck cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
thing 2: ahhh, thats sucks dude. you got royally sh-t-screwed.
thing 1: don’t i know it. that criminal f-cking raped everything above my p-n-s with his 12-guage.
another word for extremely screwed
bryan: “dude, you shouldn’t have done that last night”
josh: “man i know, i’m so sh-tscrewed”
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