shit shanked


when you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
i went to the restroom to take a p-ss, was washing my hands in hopes i wouldn’t be sh-t shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and n-body would have known…

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