shit shark


a person employed to pump out and clean septic tanks or portable toilets
i can’t believe joe makes $22 an hour. he’s a f-ckin’ sh-t shark.

union job, dude.
the act of giving someone f-ll-t–, while submerged in a bath tub. stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it b-mps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.
bill- “that was a great sh-t-shark! hopefully we can do it again sometime?”
sarah- “i don’t think so, my head is bruising.”

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