shit shelf
the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one sh-ts. the sh-t is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.
“do they have a toilet in that restaurant?”
“yeah, but it’s got a sh-t-shelf”
“oh, f-ck it! let’s go sh-t at mcdonalds”
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- shixt
sending a text message while taking a sh-t. occasionaly can be fitted into a well known phrase. also can be sent as a greeting from other places. “shixting with love…” “shixt through the heart, and you’re to blame.” “birthday shixt!” “aloha shixt from hawaii!” “i am shixtasaurus rex.”
- shizlack
chunky diaherrea accidentally flushed from your -n-s into your boxers/trousers/briefs/thong. ah sh-t, i just shizlacked my pants and it is dripping down the back of my legs.
- shmoto
a small and stink boto(p-n-s,shlong,etc.) oh my god you know that guy ryan. he has a shmoto. i can smell it from here. hahahahahahaha!!!
- shiznid
1. an obnoxious person. 2. one who speaks without knowledge or reason. 3. in general, a sh-t head. wow, that shiznid keeps interrupting our intelligent conversations.
- shmuggle
to snog someone whilst cuddling them in a romantic fashion. only applicable to humans! “get yo fine -ss over here and lets shmuggle, baby” to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like. “hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?” -is slapped- 1. a small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures […]