Shit Shoes
simply being shoes that one changes into before performing the act of defecating in the bathroom, most commonly used in an office setting or other close encountering professions. the act of changing your shoes gives you a sense of “anonymity”in the bathroom for those who look under the stall to distinguish the occupant by the shoes he or she is wearing.
whenever you do your business at the office, remember your sh-t shoes!
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