shit shovel
a person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you’ve gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
i heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so i made this b-tch out to be my sh-t shovel.
that person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading sh-t about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
judy: hey guys did you hear about brian and wendy?
jake: shut up you sh-t shovel.
something you would give someone to shovel out all the sh-t they have.
an odd way of saying “your full of sh-t”
mark needs a sh-t shovel
the sh-t shovel is sh-tting in a girls v-g-n- and then try to remove it using nothing but your d-ck
me and my girlfriend tried to sh-t shovel last night
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