shit shuffle
when you’re listening to your ipod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
‘i’m having such a sh-t shuffle!’
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the awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to p–p really bad. the sh-t shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not sh-t your pants.
i had to drop a deuce, so i sh-t shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
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