Shit spray
a term motorcyclists use to refer to the mist of dirty water that gets kicked up by cars during or immediately following a rain storm.
man it was scary, i couldn’t see out of my face shield because i was covered in some seriously nasty sh-t spray!
when you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare -ss fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.
its kinda like a shart but in someone’s face.
the spray is usually due to the fact that you’ve had the sh-ts (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
guy1: ‘oh dude you just sh-t sprayed in jimmy’s face!’
guy2: yer… my bad. i was p-ssing like a girl out my -ss earlier. probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??
2 hours later.
-jimmy wakes-
jimmy: ‘my god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.’
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