shit spritz
when a small amount of diarrhea unexpectedly sprays out from being startled.
d-mn, dude! you just made my schnauzer sh-t spritz all over the wall!
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a term used to describe someone who makes sh-t up to make themselves sound more interesting. “what a sh-tw-nger.”
- Shiva Fortyhands
a drinking game involving taping eight forties to one’s body- you may not remove them until all are consumed. i used to have a friend but he tried shiva fortyhands hands and died.
- Shiznoty
a term used in place of the word “sh-t” by wannabe trend-setters holy shiznoty! that band was h-lla crunk
- Shnuped
to take an item sneakily and quickly while walking past, thinking the owner hasn’t noticed. i shnuped your pen!
- Ring Tailed Bandit
a slang term for racc–n. the animal that is. rather cute and crafty. sucks about the rabies though. d-mn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! how the h-ll did he open the cooler? how the h-ll is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?